March 2012
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SO UHH
Apparently a friend of mine back home has claimed to multiple people that we went out for about three months/that I almost went to prom with her, despite me rejecting all of her advances in both fields.
WHAT DO
February 2012
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Anonymous asked: but this is so deliciously creepy. i'm like a secret admirer without a whole lot of effort. also, there's too much commitment in just being an... admirer. feelings invested and such. but your face is pretty. and beanies and beards and beds. so much snuggling potential. okay, crossing lines of creepiness. goodbye.
I think naming my fern was the best thing I ever...
Now if I miss a day of watering it’s not like, eh, so much for that, it’s more along the lines of I’m killing Morgan.
Anonymous asked: well I like your beanie! and coconut cream popsicles!
“Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible...”
– James Raskin, testifying before the Maryland Senate Judicial Proceedings Committee in response to a comment that marriage discrimination against homosexuals is required by “God’s law.”
OH SNAP
(via xiaorobear)
Anonymous asked: POST A PICTURE OF YOUR FACE~!
The Rules of Feminist Sex
iamateenagefeminist:
According to myself and feministhistorian
Use protection
Have an orgasm
I'm going to talk about bears.
illwinbecauseimpretty:
They’re so cute.
Silly bear trying to sit up like a human. Don’t worry bear you can walk on all fours and still be special.
Look at this happy fella. I bet he just heard a hilarious joke.
This bears an alcoholic. Don’t worry I hear he’s been doing much better.
That’s all I had to say about bears.
Bye!
Ok, this is random
atheistme:
Any of my followers play LoL?
Eric & I are looking for some non-assholes to play with.
Oh hey you should add me, I’m Klempky and I need to Not Soloqueue.
“You cannot save people, you can only love them.”
– Anaïs Nin (via funeral)
I totally needed to see this today
(via jylshaffer)
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anthrodynia
changedaround:
slipperypeople:
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. a state of exhaustion with how shitty people can be to each other, typically causing a countervailing sense of affection for all things that are sincere but not judgmental, are unabashedly joyful, or just are.
God damn.
i shit you not JUST THIS MORNING i was trying to figure out if there was a term for this feeling.
“Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem...”
– Ray Bradbury (via atomiclanterns)
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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So last year I had to skip out on Maslenitsa because I had procastinated hard on a Hum essay and wasn’t gonna get it done unless I worked hard that night to turn it in the next day. I ended up basically procrastinating through the entire time I could’ve been out having fun, and made a resolution to myself to put in some more effort when it comes to getting to things I want to do and...
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